Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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361: Reviews of Halloween Costumes
Happy Halloween! Or Sad Halloween in Xandy's case!
I don't feel like writing anything else here today. Go google us or something.<...
360: Reviews of Pumpkin Recipes
Last show of our 2025 tour is this Saturday!! Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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359: Live in Plano, TX
We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your ti...
358: Reviews of Abandoned Places
Tune in next week for another edition of The Priestly Priest Report.
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357: Reviews of Revolving Sushi
You’ve been revolving around this sushi restaurant for 27 years!
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356: Reviews of Hair Removal Products
Midwest shows are happening now! Kansas City tonight! Omaha tomorrow! St. Louis Friday! Malort Sunday!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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355: Reviews of Community Theaters
Send in the clowns!
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354: Reviews of Wine Bars
Taking a break from Cracker Barrel content...... for now.
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353: Reviews of the Old Cracker Barrel Logo
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
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352: Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo
Already looks like we need to do a follow-up episode...
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351: Reviews of Jo-Ann Fabrics
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350: Reviews of Popsicles
To see the worst SpongeBob popsicle, visit https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy
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349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx
This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.
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349: Reviews of T.J. Maxx
This episode is best enjoyed in a T.J. Maxx bathroom.
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348: Reviews of Banned Books
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Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
348: Reviews of Banned Books
Support weirdos making movies: https://gofund.me/9a321873
Indy and Detroit here we come!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com...
347: Reviews of GameStop
Not to be confused with GayStop
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We'...
347: Reviews of GameStop
Not to be confused with GayStop
Schiefer Madness Productions appreciates you: https://gofund.me/9a321873
346: Reviews of Petting Zoos
Support Xandy's dreams if you want but no pressure: https://gofund.me/9a321873
We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! https://www...
346: Reviews of Petting Zoos
Support Xandy's dreams if you want but no pressure: https://gofund.me/9a321873
We're coming to Indy and Detroit next!! http...
345: Reviews of Build-A-Bear Workshop
Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB!
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345: Reviews of Build-A-Bear Workshop
Grab mom’s credit card, we’re going to BAB!
San Francisco show is TONIGHT!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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344: QVC Reviews
We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC
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344: QVC Reviews
We love VPH aka Our Lady of QVC
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343: Reviews of Cocktail Recipes
I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please.
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343: Reviews of Cocktail Recipes
I'll take a Dirty Jimmy Carter on the rocks, please.
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342: Reviews of Bicycle Stores
This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber.
We're performing in Florida tonight and tomorrow!!
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342: Reviews of Bicycle Stores
This episode we learn how to fix your bike's jickle flamber.
We're performing in Florida tonight and tomorrow!!
341: Reviews of Farmers' Markets
Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia.
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341: Reviews of Farmers' Markets
Don't listen if you have a mealworm phobia.
See you in Florida in one week!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer
Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis.
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340: Reviews of Hard Seltzer
Be careful listening to this episode while in ketosis.
Our tour starts in two weeks!!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce
No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode.
Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
339: Reviews of BBQ Sauce
No sushi was harmed in the making of this episode.
Our tour is guickly approaching!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories
Breaking up families, one listener at a time.Tour tickets on sale now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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338: Reviews of Chocolate Factories
Breaking up families, one listener at a time.Tour tickets on sale now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour
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337: Reviews of Wax Museums
Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling.
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337: Reviews of Wax Museums
Our found family includes Voldemort, Snow White, and Rudyard Kipling.
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336: Reviews of Period Products
Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton.
See Christine and her popcorn pants on...
336: Reviews of Period Products
Apologies for confusing Helen Mirren with the real star of Devil Wears Prada, Diane Keaton.
See Christine and her popcorn p...